From ~The COSE (Cautious Optimism Special Edition)
According to the Director of the Secret Service, Kimberly Cheatle, the roof on the AGR building was too slippery to place someone up there due to *safety considerations*.
Apparently, an untrained, 20 year-old, maniac, man-boy was able to overcome those OSHA guidelines which leads ~The COSE to believe Ms. Cheatle is confused about which agency she oversees.
#fallsunderthecategoryofthingsyoushouldneversayeveniftrue