Shower Cap is a genius, am thinking i should shower more.
"What happens next is above my pay grade, but with God as my witness, by right of my self-deputized authority as a drunken buffoon in a superhero bathrobe and luchador mask, shooting his fool mouth off online, I hereby seize control of Th’Narrative, if only for the few minutes it takes you, gentle reader, to work through the week’s chroniclin’."
I like that as one of your more plain bits. Genius.
It was Plato who said, “He, O men, is the wisest, who like Socrates, knows that his wisdom is in truth worth nothing”