Xalles Holdings Inc (XALL)

[mushuga79]

It's really getting to the point where the PR's are going to read like this. Thomas Nash, CEO of Xalles Holdings, a disruptive leader in the fintech industry, announced today that he put on a shirt and pair of pants. Mr. Nash, was quoted as saying, " This shirt and pair of pants, along with the additional capital we are about to raise will propel Xalles to the next level and allow us to execute some sort of lucrative exit in the near future. We here at Xalles are thrilled that I managed to put on this shirt and pants and believe it shows our commitment to building shareholder value."

Follow that with 100 million shares dumped on the market.