Men's Campfire

[Trinityz1]

True story time:
A Guy that worked for me and I were out on the road and of course talking
about things that men might talk about that also includes a little one upmanship

well we got around to talk about women and sex and concern about STDs....
and condoms and then he passed this one on.....

Think he said he'd gotten Gonorrhea and had gone into this old country doc where
he lived out in the country back in those days....

So doc told him to pull it out so he could exam it.....said he needed to get a better
look.....so set it on this little table where the doc turned on this light.....

and OMG it was all puffed up and swelled up so bad and it was painful to even touch

Doc said turn your head and cough....
he did....
and the old doc brought a rubber mallet down on it .....BAM!!!
puss stuff shot out and he said he hit the floor screaming.....
he said never before or since had he known pain like THAT!

said if he could've moved.....he would've killed the doc but all he could do
was lay on the floor and moan in pain......

so while he was on the floor moaning, the doc gave him a big shot with a BIG needle
and syringe of Penicillin in one ass cheek and when he rolled the other way
put another golf ball sized dose in the other cheek.....

and the Doc said firmly: NEXT TIME USE A RUBBER!

He said after that with any woman he met.....that's exactly what happened
and even with his wife when they first got married for a good while....
He said he always had a fear of getting something attached to sex
after that ....that it made him last longer......

Because that ol' doc and rubber mallet remained in the back of his mind
even to that day.......

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