Men's Campfire

[Trinityz1]

2 guys out hunting
stop in camp for lunch and after one goes to relieve himself
suddenly he screams and runs over to his hunting pal,

Says a rattlesnake just bit me on my pecker!
Quick call a doctor and see what we need to do!

so he calls the doctor and says his best friend and hunting partner
was just bit by a rattlesnake and they're miles from anywhere
and asks what can I do to help?
the doctor says
well you make a small cut where the bite is and suck out the poison
guys says ok doc, got it!

friend asks: so what did the doctor say?

He says: the DOCTOR SAID YOU'RE GONNA DIE......