Cann American Corp (CNNA)

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... and Nilhil8 - in all his stunning wit & variety - is are also available for funerals, divorces, child sexual abuse rememberences, family get togethers, bar & bat mitzvah, donkey & pony shows, births, cancer scares, STD conversations, pregnancy scares, amputations, retirement parties, poisonings, amateur comedy nights, karaoke nights with the work "friends," suicides, evictionx, employment terminations, date night (married), family vacations, drownings, graduations (especially grad school & Ph.D), presidential elections, Christmas, algae blooms, wars, accidental deaths, school shootings, Rolling Stones concerts, waking up in the morning (alive, again), anything having to do with friends children, anything having to do with your children, when you're alone, when you're with people, while waiting, dental visits, when you realize you are just a husk ... a pale shadow of the man/woman you once were, job interviews, cattle drives involving gay men & pudding, cattle drives involving heterosexual men & fine dining, fine dining itself, moments of abject rejection, failed business ventures, moments of deep self-realization, happy hour, going home drunk at 2:00 am alone ... again, waking up in the morning & realizing that - with the help of Jager Meister & a some string of words you cant remember - you didn't go home alone at 2:00 am., realizing you are not even in your home, remembering you didn't drive to the bar or your current location which is 60 miles from where you live, car accidents, beheadings, mistakenly eating moldy bread, and much more!