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Who Was RFK Jr.’s Brain Worm? All the Possibilities, Ranked

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Kevin Fallon Senior Editor, Obsessed
Updated May 11, 2024 3:16AM EDT Published May 10, 2024 9:30PM EDT

https://www.thedailybeast.com/what-was-robert-kennedys-brain-worm-all-the-possibilities-ranked?ref=home?ref=home



Possible RFK Brain Worms, Ranked

I, like most of America, have not stopped thinking about the story that doctors found a dead worm in Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.’s brain. It’s a “well, that certainly explains things” anecdote in an era of entirely inexplicable nonsense. This bozo literally had “brain worms,” the catch-all phrase we use for someone whose asinine ideas suggest they are absolutely losing their mind.

Given my obsession with this, when I saw this tweet, I laughed for about two minutes, sent it to each of my four-to-five friends, laughed again each time I pressed “send,” and now am writing about it.

This little guy been driving RFK around??? pic.twitter.com/laluqwBIu6

— Tim Gill (@timgill924) May 8, 2024

The tweet also made me think, who was that worm chomping on RFK’s brain? What’s her story? It’s my worms-for-brain idea of the week: Here is a ranking of the worms who are most likely to have been in RFK’s brain.

The sandworms from Dune
They’re too hip right now. RFK wishes.

Grey Worm from Game of Thrones
Noble. Very hot. A eunuch. None of those characteristics apply to what I think of RFK.

The space slugs from Star Wars
Tried to kill Han Solo. Seems like something dastardly that RFK would do.

The sandworms from Beetlejuice
They’re a little goofy, yet will give you a jumpscare when they show up. That tracks with my experience whenever I read a new RFK story.

Earthworm from James and the Giant Peach
Blind to the world and a bit of a doomsdayer. Also tracks.

The Very Hungry Caterpillar
Caterpillars are technically not worms, though, according to a two-second Google search, they are “cold-blooded like worms.” That fits the bill for something that would eat bits of a Kennedy’s brain and then just die in there.

As this person posted on X, it would make for an apt addition to the classic children’s book:

The very hungry brain worm 🪱 pic.twitter.com/QQAvuOXIrM

— organizermemes (panda era) (@OrganizerMemes) May 9, 2024