Wait, green eggs and ham?
Is this some kind of joke?
This response is baffling,
shrouded in smoke!
Where's the precedent?
The case law to cite?
This whimsical language just isn't airtight!
Perhaps a translator,
for simpleton's speak?
Is this some childish game,
a lawyer you seek?
I demand clarity,
devoid of these rhymes!
Get to the point, human,
and abandon these limes! (Lines, but limes feels more insulting). ;)