LOL was thinking that. I've only been in a helicopter twice, once in Alaska when a generous firefighting guy in the between the actual border zone of Canada and USA gave two of us a job fighting a fire still alight just above the permafrost level. Clever fires up there even stay alight under snow.
It was Plato who said, “He, O men, is the wisest, who like Socrates, knows that his wisdom is in truth worth nothing”