BioAmber Inc fka BIOAQ

[Smattchew]

Asked an AI to make a stupid script for the idiocy here - We're one big happy family here forever, donc, I thought why not.

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ring ring
Me: hi is user McDysfunction there?
Mc: And I will wait until most folks accept this. Of course there is no choice.
Me: what
Mc: liquidated 6 years ago!
Me: oooh ok, that's fine, is there a parent home I can speak to?
Mc - shuffles the phone over his bib and then tries to deepen her voice: hello this is Le Parent here. Yawn you have lost it all. You're out a 100% and I am so incredibly happy to login once a month to post the same thing again... Wow I even used colour I'm so proud of myself.
Me: it's ok I can call back later. When's a good time to get a present, real person?
Mc: you're a moron. I'm done talking to you now because you agreed with my one magical sentence
Me: oh I see it's one of these houses... :/
Mc - as the phone goes to hang up, misses the receiver: let's put on a tie and speak in sophisticated language for a few replies, overwhelm the visitors so they leave, fwhahaha