So this couple gets married never having had sex yet
so on the wedding night the guy says, how about a BJ, baby?
She says, no, I don't want you to lose respect.....
5 yrs goes by and on their anniversary, he asks again
She says, no, I don't want you to lose respect.....
10 years goes by....same thing
She says, no, I don't want you to lose respect.....
20 years.....same thing
She says, no, I don't want you to lose respect.....
25 years.....same thing
She says, no, I don't want you to lose respect.....
Finally on their 50 year anniversary, he shouts
I want a knob job dammit! I'll never ask you again!
I'll never ask you for nothing ever again!!!
and she says ok, but I don't want you to lose respect
he says I won't !!! I won't!!! I swear!!
and she gives him a blow job that is OUT OF THIS WORLD!!!
It was so good, he has to pull the sheets out of his ass!!!
Afterwards, she asks...so how was it honey?
he says it was out of this world and well worth the wait.....
so they're laying in bed and the phone rings
he answers, she says: who is it?
he shouts:
It's for YOU COCKSUCKER!!!
