Tornado Alley (PROG)

[newmedman]

LOL no chance. Me and very sharp objects never agreed with each other. I could fire off a list of kitchen accidents when I was kid that would make your head spin.. Salad making at the banquet halls was the worst until they taught me how to tuck my fingers. I got seven stitches in my forearm once because I ran a pizza slicer underneath it while I was holding the top edge of the pie..

It's still a wonder how I graduated to wood and metal saws and still have all my limbs intact.