Nexus Energy Services Inc (IBGR)

[Ryoko]

Seven weeks have passed since the 'imminent' soccer kit deal was announced. They have a very different understanding of what "imminent" means than I do. I suspect this deal went something like this:

Soccer Team: [telephone ringing] *ring-ring* *ring-ring* ... "Hello?"

Matt [speaking on phone]: "Hi! This is Matt and Brian from Dryworld! You guys want to buy some kits?"

Soccer Team: "Oh God. You guys again? Don't call us, we'll call you." [hangs up] *click*

Matt: [to Brian] "Hey Brian, these guys are going to give us a call!"

Brian: "Woohoo! I bet it's going to happen really soon! Lets do a PR!"

Press Release: "...This acquisition is opening up the soccer team kit deals in the region with an update on a deal closing expected imminently."