The Confessional

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Just for you Asus.

Mid Life Hits

It was fun being a baby boomer - until now.

Some of the artists of the 60's are revising their music hits

with new lyrics to accommodate baby boomers

once again in their golden years.





They include:



Herman's Hermits - - Mrs. Brown, You've Got a Lovely Walker



The Bee Gees -- How Can You Mend a Broken Hip.



Bobby Darin -- Splish, Splash, I Was Havin' a Flash.



Ringo Starr -- I Get By With a Little Help From Depends.



Roberta Flack -- The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face.



Johnny Nash -- I Can't See Clearly Now.



Paul Simon -- Fifty Ways to Lose Your Liver



The Commodores -- Once, Twice, Three Times to the Bathroom.



Marvin Gaye -- Heard It Through the Grape Nuts.



Leo Sayer -- You Make Me Feel Like Napping.



The Temptations -- Papa's Got a Kidney Stone.



Mountain -- Denture Queen.



Tony Orlando -- Knock 3 Times On The Ceiling If You Hear Me Fall.



Helen Reddy -- I Am Woman, Hear Me Snore.



Willie Nelson -- On the Commode Again!!!