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Tuesday, 04/09/2024 10:08:00 AM

Tuesday, April 09, 2024 10:08:00 AM

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A bear walks into a bar and sits down. He bangs on the bar with his paw and demands a beer. The bartender approaches and says "We don't serve beer to bears." The bear, becoming angry, demands again that he be served a beer. The bartender again tells him "We don't serve beer to bears." The bear, very angry now, says "If you don't serve me a beer, I'm going to eat that lady sitting at the end of the bar." The bartender, once again says "Sorry, but we don't serve beer to bears." The bear goes to the end of the bar, and as promised, eats the woman. He comes back to his seat and again demands a beer. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't serve beer to bears who are on drugs." The bear says "I'm not on drugs." The bartender says, "Yes you are, that was a barbitchyouate."

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