Cann American Corp (CNNA)

[Squirrely_McShitty]

Anything is still possible.

Oh wait, shit, the eclipse is next week & I believe Dallas is in its path!

Yeah, I want that ticket now! Can I get one for my wife too? And we can't leave the dog, so we need a total of three (3) first-class, round-trip airline tickets; luxury hotel accommodations for at LEAST five (5) nights (in-room movies expected, you know what I'm talkin' about); a rental car or equivalent (something fast & sporty ... are there vehicles other than trucks in Texas?); some entertainment passes; some drink coupons for, well, everywhere; a local swinger's guide; a can of bear spray; three (3) pair of solar viewing glasses; a 1942 copy of the "Superman Goes to War" comic book (VG condition or better); three million (3,000,000) shares of CNNA; a bottle of coyote urine; two (2) tazers; and a medium-complected boy of 12-13 years-of-age who will follow me around making witticisms and producing whichever unexpected but greatly needed article I may require, mainly to get me out of jams.

Those are my terms! I await Swampy's reply!