Tornado Alley (PROG)

[janice shell]

Sorry, Urban Coastal Elites that are out of touch with probably 60% of the country... Whoever coined the Urban Coastal Elite thing nailed it pretty good.

You just love rolling that around on your tongue, don't you? Did you ever consider going to college? Maybe getting a graduate degree? There're lots of great universities that aren't on the coasts, you know. In Wisconsin, Michigan, Ohio, Illinois. Even in Missouri and Texas. Iowa and Nebraska. Many more. There're universities with excellent graduate departments in highly specialized disciplines all over the country.

But you just want to whine and complain.