Middle School Playground

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In Mexico, Welcome2Pinkylamd swallowed capsules over several hours, shook a tambourine to the beat of tribal music, laid on a yoga mat and slipped a mask over his eyes. He emerged from his long psychedelic trip feeling motivated and drinking less. Family relationships remained in tatters however. His delusions of grandeur returned the moment he passed the chia seeds. He returned to trying to pump pennystocks on iHub, with no success, just as before his Mexican treatment.

“For a veteran wannabe pennystock player, I can do some amazing [stuff],” W2P said, who teared up remembering his experience. “I can’t believe I’m back in the OTC pissing my monthly disability payments away buying pennyturds again."

Welcome2Pinkyland tries to remain calm and regroup after yett another of his pennystocks is revoked


W2P gets a kick from asking his broker for a pennystock margin account


W2P contemplates his next loser pennyturd buy


With the decline and fall of the pennystock market, W2P has been considering his investing alternatives