Derf's Grotto

[fung_derf]

For me, I peel off the outside green layer, and throw this in the garbage.
Then I take the inside whiter layer....and I shove this down the garbage disposal.
Then I head to KFC for some chicken.

I find it best for fung_derf to keep cabbage far from the spousal_unit, or else the evening in bed is a cornucopia of stink bombs. I tell ya', I can taste the smells coming out!
BTW, I'm finding that posting in third person for fung_derf, is quite enjoyable.