One of the Nastiest Jokes I know
True story btw.....and includes the nasty joke....
so it was back around 1990....was at my whse working on a truck.
It was a straight with a 28 foot box but needed the wood floor........
I bought it used and it had steel deck plate on top of the wood floor.
BIG sheets of it tack welded together.....they were 4' wide and around 8
feet long....so I'd cut 'em loose and was unloading them with a helper
helping pull them out and these suckers were HEAVY....
we were at the open outside door of the whse and with some momentum
they would slam down onto the floor once he helped get them started....
I pushed with all my might and out they'd go. I mean to tell you...it took
everything I had to push those suckers out and had to catch my breath
after each one with my helper jumping out of the way once I hit 1/2 way
and had gravity to help.
My helper was the son of a great neighbor and friend......so was down to
2 or 3 left, was bent over catching my breath and my wife came out of
the office......and proceeded to just chew my ass up one side and down the other
I'm talking a serious loud ass chewing.....I had no clue what she was yelling about.
I was speechless and her tirade ended.....she stormed back into the office....
I asked the kid, what the hell was that about? Do you know? He shook his head NO.
then leaning against the outside of the whse on the sidewalk he slow drawled this...
Women! If they didn't have a gash between their legs, they'd have a bounty on their heads. (kinda with a John Wayne drawl)
I collapsed out of the truck onto the side walk somehow not breaking any bones
and there against the whse we sat laughing with tears rolling down for a good 10
minutes... and just starting to regain composure....there was work to be done...
but we're still sitting side by side by side and she comes out and TEARS into me
AGAIN!!! The more she went the more we laughed, practically rolling on the sidewalk
We're looking right at each other and just couldn't stop laughing.....
and I finally gasped.....make her stop, I can't take it! My sides hurt! I can't breathe.
Make her stop! Make her stop! and she finally did and stormed away pissed off.
To this day I have NO clue what the hell it was about....BUT when a guy got a
solid ass chewing in front of others...I would drawl that out.
It's the only time that joke is so damn funny when you catch a guy just right.
So when that happens, let it rip.......
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