Rennova Health Inc (RNVA)

[moe_the_gyp01]

Thanks, Ding, I got a little ahead of myself with that omission. Feel free to stickie my post with that addendum. And for your efforts to update me, I have recently purchased a tinfoil hat tuning device. Here are a fairly simple set of instructions to optimize your experience.

State-of-the-art device will allow you to finely tune your tinfoil hat to pick up all the latest conspiracy theories circulating in the zeitgeist.

Step 1: Cut out two circles of tinfoil approximately 6 inches in diameter. These will serve as the "antennae" for your tuning device. Try to get heavy-duty tinfoil for best results.

Step 2: Using a ruler and pencil, divide each tinfoil circle into quadrants. Then draw an "X" from the center point to each quadrant, dividing them again into eight sections.

Step 3: Label the sections on one circle with popular conspiracy topics: Illuminati, Lizard People, Flat Earth, Chemtrails, 5G Mind Control, etc. This will form your "tuning dial."

Step 4: On the second circle, write the months of the year divided evenly into the 8 sections. This will be your "time dial."

Step 5: Poke a small hole in the center of each circle. Thread some string through the holes and knot it so the circles are aligned and movable.

Step 6: Affix the string with the circles to the top of your tinfoil hat with tape. Make sure the tuning dial faces forward so you can "tune in" to different conspiracies.

You're all set! Just spin the dials to the conspiracy topic and month you want to explore. Fine tune your hat for optimal reception of the latest underground conspiracies. Watch out for black helicopters! Enjoy your Tinfoil Hat Conspiracy Tuner 3000!

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