a city dweller went for a drive out into the country and eventually he came upon a roadside fruit stand and decided to pull over. After looking at all the various fruits, his attention was drawn to a bushel of apples labeled "PB&J Apples $2 each". Interested, the man bought an apple and took a bite. He then approached the vendor and complained it only tasted like peanut butter. The vendor then told him to turn it over and take a bite, which he did and to his delight it tasted like the finest of jellies. He bought the whole bushel and put them in his car and continued down the road.
A bit later, he saw a sign for "Steak and Potatoes Apples $5 each" and immediately pulled over to sample the harvest. Upon the first bite, he experienced the smoothest and finest tasting roasted potato with hints of butter and chive but this too left him feeling snookered. He approached the salesman and demanded a refund as it was to taste like "Steak and Potatoes". The seller then advised him to turn it over and take another bite. To the surprise of the buyer, it tasted better than any steak he had ever had. He bought several bushels and put them in the car and continued down the road.
To his amazement, the next apple grower was selling his harvest of "Pussy Apples $25 each". The man slams on his brakes, buys the grower's complete inventory. At his car he decides to bite into on of the apples and discovers it tastes like shit.
