Bill and Fred are out fishing early
Bill: Didn't you just get married yesterday? Why in the heck are you here
fishing with me? Shouldn't you be getting laid on your honeymoon?
Fred: Nah, she has the Clap and well- you know how I like to fish.....
Bill: Well couldn't you just flip her over and get some?
Fred: Nah, she's got the gonorrhea and well- you know how I like to fish.....
Bill: Well couldn't you at least get a Blow Job?
Fred: Nah, she's got the pyorrhea and well- you know how I like to fish.....
Bill: well couldn't you at least get a hand job?
Fred: Nah, she's got the Scabies on her hands and well- you know how I like to fish.....
Bill: Well why in the hell did you marry her if you can't have sex with her?!?!?!?!?
Fred: Well she's got worms, and well- you know how I like to fish.....
