Look, I'm not here to explain everything to you. I'm around to make it impossible for you to pump and dump. Maybe you'll get fired. That would be friggin' awful.
I'd come look you up in person, but your car may be towed before I get there.
Can't believe you freakin' live in your car?!! Man, you are sad. Instead of property taxes do you pay hourly meters, or are you living in a Walmart parking lot?
Here's a question for you, do you ever bathe? Asking because I think I saw you on a street corner with a sign.
Just my opinion, of course.