Aluf Holdings Inc (AHIX)

[Slojab]

I've never come across a company press release so filled with self-aggrandizement as this. What have they really said but stayed tuned for news?

There's that word again, renowned. "I do not think that word means what you think it means" to take a quote from The Princess Bride.

"exceptional ability to identify and acquire innovative companies in the biometrics sector"??? How many failures have they had in all the time they've had this ticker? None. Because I don't count Teresa's mom and pop tax prep business.

"leading the charge in industry transformations with a keen focus on groundbreaking technologies in both biotechnology and biometrics." The charge of the light brigade comes to mind.

The whole thing is just more blah, blah, blah, yadda, yadda, yadda and so on and so on. But amusing in a weird sort of way.

Keep up the comedy routine Teresa. You're doing not so well!