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OT: Sorry Just Had To Post This.

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AIRPLANE CRASH
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> An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but
> only 4 parachutes. The 1st passenger said, "I am Kobe Bryant, the best
> NBA basketball player; the Lakers need me, I can't afford to die." So
> he took the 1st pack and left the plane.
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> The 2nd passenger, Hillary Clinton said, "I am the wife of the former
> US President, a NY State Senator and a potential future president. And
> I am the smartest woman in American history, so America's people don't
> want me to die," and she took the 2nd pack
> and jumped out of the plane.
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> The 3rd passenger, George W. Bush, said, "I'm the president of the
> United States of America. I have great responsibility being the leader
> of a superpower nation." So he grabbed the pack next to him and > jumped.
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> The 4th passenger, the Pope, said to the 5th passenger, a 10 year old
> schoolgirl, "I am old and frail and don't have many years left, and as
> a Catholic, I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last
> parachute."
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> The girl said, "That's okay. There's a parachute left for you.
> America's smartest woman took my schoolbag."
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