Global Arena Holding Inc (GAHC)

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Ringalingadingdong... Yeah, who is it? SEC - can we speak to the man of the house? That would be me - John Matthews, but you can call me MOWRON. What can I do for you? Well, Mowron, we have received numerous complaints about your highly unethical business practices. Moreover, we noticed unusual expense activity. Can you explain these business charges? $5000. in Dunkin Donuts, $ 12,000 at Mickey Dee's, and holy cow, $30,000 at the BK lounge??? Now that has to be a big Whopper. How can you eat that much, write it off, and still dine at the Red Lobster 5 days a week? Are you an oversized Gorilla? Well, I have been referred to as the Meatball. Before that, I was a Milk Dud, so yeah, I need two sets of suspenders in case one set breaks. So, why are you investigating me when you should be looking at my Accountant? Heck, this guy can fudge the books like nobody's business. And what about the Grifter? El Presidente- She has 7 cars, one for each day of the week. I gotta tell ya, it was worth every penny getting those birdbrain investors on board. We have been duping them for the past 8 years. Listen, my wife and girlfriend will be here any minute- can you come back some other time? I'm a little busy. Can I get you a happy meal for the road?