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Check this out: NORAD just picked up faint audio signals from the North Pole. It was garbled, but thankfully with their advanced technology, they were able to decipher it: “Ninja, get your butt over here, now! Blitzen is under the weather, and we need another Reindeer to get this sled in the air,” “Okay, Santa, I happen to live right near the North Pole, so I should be there in a jiffy.”

This explains a lot- Up at the North Pole, the Internet is really bad. In fact, the news is 6 years behind here in the states. So, it’s not that Ninja is wrong in his analysis every week, he just happens to be 6 years behind everyone else. In 2030, it is highly possible that Ninja could be right.

In the meantime, it behooves the Ninja to keep the Reindeer job for as long as possible. I know for a fact that the Mow-Ron wanted the Reindeer job, but between him, his Duncan donuts addiction and Santa, the sled would have to come to the states on a barge. The cost of Tonnage today makes that an unrealistic mode of transportation.

Oh, one last thing: Investor Hub – you guys owe me $1.75 plus tax for 4 really good GAHC ribbings.