Aluf Holdings Inc (AHIX)

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From the website. Don't anyone break a rib laughing. You've been warned!

Investment Appeal

High-Margin Business Targets – Software and services focused. Does not require capital expense of a hardware manufacturing operation. Can quickly adapt to emerging trends and technologies.
Superior, Sustainable Financial Performance – Acquires only well-established businesses with proven track record of success and financial stability.
Diversified Revenue Mix – Balanced portfolio of evergreen recurring revenue and project-based revenue which delivers smooth, long-term revenue stream for investors while meeting short-term revenue targets.
Highly Experienced Board and Management Team – Best-of-breed team of subject matter experts in each of the areas and verticals the company is focused on. Right people, right timing, right track to success.

Keep in mind that the only revenue they're producing is from Teresa's little tax prep business.