Lord Global Corp (LRDG)

[Zorax]

Breaking::: At 10:30am Wednesday - this morning, Bigfoot gave an emergency press conference. He stated: "It's bad enough to be hunted for years, have a company plagiarize my name and species as this company did before changing it to lord global, make a horrible looking fake rubber suit and say it was a dead frozen me, have this moron individual sell stocks in my name all without any compensation or credit.

I am known all over the world, made tv commercials and starred in at least 2 tv shows and I lost count of movies I've starred in. But last night I was informed that I'm being identified with a maga organization and smeared shit in the United States Capitol and am a trump lover.

First, I'm a democrat. I would never do anything like that to my capitol. Second - I hate trump. I am in Seatle Washington and haven't left in years. You would never see me around republicans. When was the last time you've seen me at all? Right.

So for the record, I was not in Washington D C in january 6th 2021, I was not in the capitol smearing shit on the walls. I am not a MAGA. That's an insult to all bigfoot intelligence. I've requested this recorded press conference sent to fox news because they told me that is all maga's watch. No further questions and stay safe."