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[logic-commonsense]

I like that you update weekly. It’s soooooo amusing. Even more amusing is how I rattle you. You do know that I only do this to get a reaction out of you - and it works literally every time. As I stated previously, eventually you’ll grow up, move out of your parents basement and actually become a man. Until then, you’re just our little boy.