Voip Pal Com Inc (VPLM)

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Ladies and Gentlemen.... Welcome to the otc OSCARS night!

.......for the category of best floor mop of the year (maybe decade...?) followed by the back pedal of the year (maybe century?)..........

~~~~~~~~~~~ Envelope please ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

The OSCAR goes to..............

"Dude I have an MBA from the University of Chicago (#1 ranked MBA program in the world by the Economist and #1 in the US by US News & World Report), graduated with Honors and I took classes in Econ and Finance from 5 different Nobel Laureates. Where did you go?"
Now, please be so kind as to provide me with your bona fides (education, technical experience, M&A or Corporate Formation experience, litigation experience etc.)
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" And as for your education, we’re all seeing the education the Ivy League students are getting now, aren’t we? They’re more concerned with social issues than math."
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"That sounds like no bona fides will be presented. Chicago is not in the Ivy League, and I received my MBA in 1986."
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"I never said it was an Ivy League school, now did I." ("as for YOUR education, we're all seeing the education the IVY LEAGUE STUDENTS are getting now, aren't we?)
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"To be honest, if you put all the deals I have negotiated together in my life they might add up to $1billion so, clearly you must have me there, or do you?. In what industry have you gained all of your wisdom and enjoyed your success? Are you summoning your vast experience as an IP lawsuit negotiator to insult me or do you just have a hunch that you think is infallible? Either one is perfectly fine, one is just a bit more ballsy than the other."

"Just let me know and we can draw that bet up officially. If we get more than $2.5billion paid out by the end of 2025, I owe you $100k, if not you owe me. If you are serious I will set up an escrow account."
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(reply: return to sender. Address unknown)