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FJB is publicly inappropriate with girls of any age on and off tv. His handlers have to kindly "extract" FJB in case he gets too excited or "nosey."

FJB flew to Lahaina (Maui) after saying "No comment" about the Direct Energy Weapon (DEW) China used to burn it to the ground.

FJB finally arrived in Lahaina after a 12 hour nap, and said to the people the place reminded him of when his corvette went up in flames which offended and disgusted every Hawaiian.

FJB's roommate in college publicly stated for the record that he had a problem with underage girls and hand to take care of it nightly or he'd be in prison.

FJB has severe and cognitive impairments and hides in his basement. FJB has to be directed using hand signals to walk on/off platforms to give speeches and then trips on "invisible" sand bags, falls off his bike, and had an elevator installed on Air Force instead of stairs.