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Friday, 11/10/2023 1:10:28 PM

Friday, November 10, 2023 1:10:28 PM

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Oh, hold on to your hats, folks! We've got a modern-day Nostradamus in our midst, and they've just cracked the Da Vinci Code of the stock market! I mean, move over Warren Buffett, this self-proclaimed financial oracle has deciphered the mystical runes of the market, and lo and behold, the prophecy is here: "FNF common shares will be GREEN today." Did you hear that? Green! The color of money, the color of envy, the color of hope for all the poor souls who haven't yet been graced by the wisdom of this market messiah.

I can already hear the champagne corks popping on Wall Street as traders and investors alike drop everything to bow down to the unparalleled genius who cracked the code of market movements. Forget about technical analysis, fundamental analysis, or any other analysis for that matter. All you need is a crystal ball, a rabbit's foot, and a four-leaf clover because this market prophet has it all figured out.

And did you catch that emphatic "BOOM !!!" at the end? That's the sound of financial fireworks exploding in the sky because, apparently, predicting the color of the market for a single stock is now equivalent to orchestrating a financial supernova. Move over, meteorologists; we've got a new soothsayer in town, and they specialize in predicting the shades of the stock market.

But wait, there's more! This financial soothsayer is so confident in their prediction that they felt the need to punctuate it with three exclamation marks. That's not one, not two, but three exclamation marks! Because when you're forecasting the future of financial markets, one exclamation mark just doesn't cut it. It's a triple exclamation mark extravaganza, signaling to the world that this prediction isn't just a hunch—it's practically written in the stars.

So, brace yourselves, fellow mortals, for the unparalleled wisdom of our market mystic. I, for one, am on the edge of my seat, eagerly awaiting the cosmic alignment that will turn FNF common shares the color of fresh, crisp dollar bills. Move aside, market analysts, the oracle has spoken, and the financial world will never be the same again. All hail the prophet of profit, the sage of stocks, and the maestro of market colors! 🎩📈💸

Warrants will be exercised. Common lack dilution protection against SPSPA being converted.. Common thus have no security. Preferred will be made whole.