Golf's Major Championships

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Golf Quotes

1. Three over today: One over a house, one over a patio, and one over a swimming pool.

~ Baseball Hall of Famer George Brett

2. Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula and I took a 7 to

do that. ~ Sports Writer Jim Murray

3. The only sure rule in golf is - he who has the fastest cart never has to play a bad lie. ~

Baseball Hall of Famer Mickey Mantle

4. Sex and golf are the two things you can enjoy even if you're not good at them. ~ Actor Kevin Costner

5. I don't fear death, but I sure don't like those three-footers for par. ~ PGA Golfer Chi Chi Rodriguez

6. After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time

I asked my caddie for a sand wedge and he came back ten minutes later with a ham on rye. ~ PGA Golfer Chi Chi Rodriguez

7. The ball retriever is not long enough to get my putter out of the tree. ~ Tom Weiskopf

8. My favorite shots are the practice swing and the conceded putt. The rest can never be mastered . ~ Lord Robertson

9. Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. ~ Jack Benny

10. There is no similarity between golf and putting; they are two different games, one played in the air, and the other

on the ground. ~ Ben Hogan

11. Professional golf is the only sport where, if you win 20% of the time, you're the best. ~ Jack Nicklaus

12. The Lord answers my prayers everywhere except on the course. ~ Billy Graham

13. If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play at it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf. ~ Bob Hope

14. While playing golf today, I hit two good balls. I stepped on a rake in a sand trap. ~ Henny Youngman

15. If you think it's hard to meet new people, try picking up the wrong golf ball ~ Jack Lemmon

16. You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their

husbands work. ~ Lee Trevino

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