Mirage Energy Corp (MRGE)

[Stinksniffer]

I still believe this to be a theatrical horror show!
Phone rings at ISOM central: “hello” (lights dim for dramatic effect).
“Mike it’s Rob. Thank you for the shares but these guys are starting to get a bit restless”.
Ward responds “ tell them that I can not talk for the next two days as I will be flying on a private jet to meet VIP people in Mexico.” (Sounds of a clock ticking in the background increase in decibels.)
Rob then says “Ward I have personally told 15 different people that things are 100 percent a go. I mentioned the green light from the AMLO! Hold on Mike, there is a huge forest fire that is threatening my home. Ah fuck it. With the money I have made selling this shit stock I’ll buy a new one.” (Women screams, sounds panicked)
Rob continues. “ Can you believe I spoke to this guy who calls himself stinksniffer on IHUB? Boy did I feed him a line of shit.”
Ward. “ What makes Stink different then any of the other fools you have been lying too about us ordering pipe and having permits in place?”
Rob. “Funny Ward.” (Laughter breaks out)
Ward. “Hey Rob? Are you still sitting up in Canada playing corn hole and selling those free shares I gave you to increase my companies visibility?” (Huge flatulent fills the room with the stench of an old rotten Gin gut.)
Rob. “ Ya know it buddy! Where is Airchair and lbow and ah you know the rest. Hey did ……. Ever get his yellow Ferrari he ordered with the proceeds from selling this junk stock?” ( moans ruminate from a dark room. The old Apple 2gs monitor glows with pornography)
Ward. “I gotta go my fellow Canadian goose, my burner phone is out of minutes and I am in line at the Arby’s buffet waiting for the nearly expired roast beef to come out.” ( Ward hangs up the phone and chuckles under his breath while mumbling “what can I tell these fuxing idiots next?”)
Curtains close just as the feds march into Wards Texas mobile home that he paid cash for.”