Global Arena Holding Inc (GAHC)

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From what I heard John Matthew’s was in South America on vacation. He was sipping Pina Coladas and got a little tipsy. In any event he bumped into Fecundo Bacardi, knocked him to the sand. John Matthew’s lifted him up and offered him some worthless stock in GAHC as an apology offer. Fecundo in return, gave John a case of Rum, and the rest is history. They have been stoned drunk ever since. Learning that Kathryn Weisbeck was a lush, she too got a case of Rum and began to drink excessively. They thought of changing the name from GAHC to AAA but that was just a rumor. Today the President and the CEO are both walking around manhattan in their Bermuda shorts, yelling “anyone want a drink? Our dumb shareholders are paying…