Southcorp Capital Inc (STHC)

[Due Diligence Virtuoso]

Once Upon a time I had 5 accounts and 1 keyboard. I started talking gibberish cause my boss told me I had a paycheck coming to me. In the end it made no sense but I just kept rambling on.. ROFL.. Bolster this, Sri Lanka that. Then some Dude name Due shows up and the Boss sent a memo NOT to engage with him, but I messed up and forgot to read it. Now Boss has to talk to me to diffuse the "situation". ROFL.. I swear one day I am going to come in as a consultant and teach you guys how to run things cause someone like me can find faults in second of reading any board.