Kraig Biocraft Laboratories Inc (KBLB)

[arachnodude]

Troller's Paradise, by Trollio

(Parody of "Gangsta's Paradise," by Coolio)

As I log on through the night, stalking threads with my might,
I'm a troll, fueled by spite, causing chaos with my insight,
Got my keyboard and my screen, yeah, I'm living the dream,
Spreading doubt, causing strife, it's the Trollio regime.

Been spending most our lives, livin' in a Troller's paradise,
We twist the facts with our lies, livin' in a Troller's paradise,
We'll bring supporters to their knees, livin' in a Troller's paradise,
Oh, we're clever with our sleaze, livin' in a Troller's paradise.

(Chorus)
We troll the threads day and night,
Causing tension with all our might,
We thrive on chaos, it's our delight,
Livin' in a Troller's paradise.

(Verse 2)
Tell me why are we so blind to see,
That the info we spread is all fallacy,
We'll twist the truth 'til it's unrecognizable,
Our troll game is just indefensible.

Our posts are packed with false claims and taunts,
We'll take any chance to provoke a response,
We're keyboard warriors, brave and bold,
Livin' in a Troller's paradise, truth untold.

(Chorus)
We troll the threads day and night,
Causing tension with all our might,
We thrive on chaos, it's our delight,
Livin' in a Troller's paradise.

(Bridge)
Power and control, that's our aim,
In this digital world, we play the game,
But deep down, we know it's all for show,
Livin' in a Troller's paradise, don't you know?

(Verse 3)
Foolish supporters, they take the bait,
We manipulate and agitate,
We're the kings of spin, we're the masters of doubt,
Livin' in a Troller's paradise, without a doubt.

(Chorus)
We troll the threads day and night,
Causing tension with all our might,
We thrive on chaos, it's our delight,
Livin' in a Troller's paradise.

(Outro)
Livin' in a Troller's paradise,
Yeah, we're livin' in a Troller's paradise,
Oh, it's a Troller's paradise,
Livin' in a Troller's paradise.