Voip Pal Com Inc (VPLM)

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15 reasons to buy vplm stock...

Prestige... you're part of "the leader of the industry!

Vplm is ALWAYS "in the best position, EVER!"

If PATIENCE is your virtue, this baby's FOR YOU!

A CEO with the necessary experience in hotel management, children's storybooks writer, writer of operas.

Says he wrote Avatar

Managed to get listed as highly technical inventor on patents w/zero technical training.

Doesn't allow convictions for unjust personal enrichment & breach of fiduciarily duty get in the way.

He never bothers the shareholders with a whole lot of info or updates.

Has learned how to bring in huge amts of cash regardless of having no commercial products to sell, and do so for years and years.

Is an equal opportunity employer....even if you're a pimp.

Never keeps his directors until they get stale, always getting new ones.

Doesn't go around shamelessly promoting the company all over the world...

Doesn't lend credulity to charges of criminal activity within the company, by commenting or defending himself.

Is a cofounder in secret cancer research company in Germany w/zero info and no one can find, but was smart enough to borrow the exact same name of an unrelated cancer research company in the US.

Has one success after another in his dreams. These are all the ingredients of a too notch CEO of a world leading communications company!