Comstock Inc (LODE)

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I can hardly sit still waiting for the new report so I decided to write the LODE Q2 Earnings.

"Good morning people of Earth. I am CEO Corrado De Gasperis. Today we are releasing the Q2 earnings. First let me say that sparkly lights are really fun to look at. I just love to sit and talk to people about sparkly lights and the potential Comstock has with mining, fuel, and recycling solar panels."

"As you know, solar panels have no real value, unlike lithium batteries, which is why we want to recycle them. Also, our technology to turn tree bark into enriched uranium nuclear reactor fuel is now ready for market implementation. We are just looking for potential partners. And I would also like to update everyone that there is indeed gold in them there hills! I will now turn this call over to the COO, William McCarthy."

"Thanks Corrado. In the earnings of Q2, there were none. We did receive some moneys for a gold lease to which we immediately spent it so we can recycle solar panels and buy some more tree bark. We're currently on a course of running out of money but anticipate a company we've been working with to use our tree bark for their nuclear plant in Poland. We're sad to announce that we have to sell a LOT more shares to keep the company running but it is true, there is indeed, gold in them there hills!"