GNCC Capital Inc (GNCP)

[moe_the_gyp01]

Please do idiot!


https://www.sec.gov/oiea/Complaint.html

Forward-Looking Statement:
This release contains forward-looking statements, which should not be taken too seriously, and should only be interpreted for entertainment purposes. Actual events and results may differ significantly from any statements or beliefs expressed herein, especially those regarding the acquisition of GNCP, as GNCP may or may not exist in the real world. Readers are advised to suspend disbelief and not base any investment decisions on this parody.

While you're at it, please help me find unobtainium on the periodic table of elements.



Thank you in advance.