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To continue then, the (troubled) patient in question was a very recent YALE grad, who --- vis-a-vis a Yale tradtiton for MALE grads (in his particular major) --- had taken a (post-grad) trip to the NILE RIVER, with several of his grad buddies!!! Via said (decades-long) YALE ritual, they all commenced to JUMP-INTO said (still filthy) Egyptian river --- similar to a CHRISTIAN BAPTISM or 'cleansing' of the soul --- with much merriment & gleeful laughter (WRONG!!). Bottom line, ONE of them --- via his penis urethra --- contracted a hideous PARASITE, which then metamorphized into a 1"-diam., slug-like, ADULT creature; which was lodged deep in the musculature of the poor chap's right LEG!!! Long-story-short, the good Doc finally FOUND that thing & removed it; plus administered to the Yale chap a complex elixir designed to KILL any other residual eggs, larva, etc., which that creature may have left behind. And the MORALE of the story??? In all Tropical, 3-rd World nations around the World, the naked FEET & PENIS URETHRA are the singularly most FREQUENT source of PARASITIC infections of MEN (& even worse, with Ladies!!).
So, with all of that said, at my NEXT meeting with my Doc's --- assuming that my Gastro. problems do not subside significantly, shortly --- I am already prepared to ASK them if they have yet checked by BLOOD for any parasites, viruses, or even 'Long-Covid' stuff, since I did get that Covid about 3-yrs. past (but very mild symptoms for 4-wks.).
Lastly, King Subs, I'm workin' on a SPOOF of the above song, entitled, "WALK LIKE A CHINAMAN!!"
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