On a completely different subject
Last evening after dinner, someone had a Shitty Experience...
we'd just literally finished eating dinner last night
I'd made a mess of beef short ribs from our own beef
made gravy with rice, pickled beets, and toasted French bread
OMGosh....I'd been dreaming of having them and oh good gosh
they were so tender and delicious........
an older couple decided to come up the road
after it had just rained pretty good yesterday
on their LOUD touring motorcycle complete with the built in hard "saddle bags"
then decided to turn around and go back down to the hwy
my "boss" goes out to see what's going on and later I hear what all went on
so the gal gets off the bike
and this poor dumb bastard goes off into a soft spot
by one of my gates into the lower pasture
sorta looks like it might, MAYBE, could be a sorta driveway
cuz the dogs are raising holy living hell at them
so guess he decided my driveway was too close to them
he was trying to turn around but it was so soft, he made poor headway
trying to aim it back onto the road, it had reverse but that big ass thing
was definitely a handful.....
and so he went back and forth gaining just a little each time
so with all the noise, I finally get up and they're headed back to the hwy
and dodging cows and fresh cowpies on the road down by the turn
Boss comes back in and annouces:
Dinner AND A SHOW!!!
then explains how that poor dumb bastard's wife was just giving him shit
telling him how stupid he was....and just when he gets the bike backed up
and is back ON the muddy road and now turned around
that gal announces:
I TOLD YOU IT WAS TOO MUDDY TO GO UP THIS ROAD!!!
AND NOW I JUST STEPPED IN COWSHIT!!!
MY BOOTS ARE COVERED IN COWSHIT AND IT STINKS!!!
I STINK LIKE COWSHIT!!!!
and I guess she was still giving him shit while I saw him from the window
as they left dodging cowpies and COWS all over the road attracted by
that loud bike, like it might've been my unit I feed them with...
That's about 230 yards away and that gal could still be heard over that bike...
TRUTH is stranger than fiction.........and funny as hell
I wonder just what he was thinking during her tirade
from inside that bike helmet.....like who's the dumbass stepping in SHIT!!?!?!
when she stepped in shit....I bet he was laughing his ass off......
since she was behind him.....and wouldn't see him
and bet it was all he could do NOT to dump that bike
after hearing about her "SHITTY" experience....
©.............T
