Ameritrade (fka AMTD)

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Computer Language for Farmers

log on makin' the wood stove hotter
log off don't add no more wood
monitor keep yer eye on the wood stove
download gettin' the firewood off the pickup
mega hertz what'cha git if yer not careful
floppy disk what'cha git from pilin' too much firewood
ram the hydraulic thingy that splits the firewood
hard drive gettin' home in the winter
prompt what the mail ain't in the winter
windows what'cha shut in the winter
screen what'cha need in black fly season
byte what the black flies do
chip what to munch on
micro chip what's left in the bottom of the bag
infrared where the left-overs go when Fred's around
Dot Matrix Farmer Matrix's ol' lady
lap top where the li'l kids are comfy
keyboard where ya hang yer keys
software them dang plastic eatin' utensils
mouse what eats the hoss's grain
main frame what holds up the barn roof
port fancy wine
enter c'mon in
random access when you just can't remember bottle of
moonshine is yours
modem what you've done to both your front and
back lawns
program what ya watched on TV last night
backup what you do when you fall off the horse
boot if you hafta ask that, you ain't no farmer
configure estimating the amount of your harvest
installing putting the horses away for the night
menu you and I
serial your breakfast
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