Pervasip Corp (PVSP)

[ice_n_ak]

That's why you should wear rubber boots and have a boat that does not leak, because otherwise you'll drown and miss out on that golden turd stock called, PVSP bobs to the surface covered in golden corn... the kind of corn that will pay a lot of bills and have enough left over for a bigger and better boat.

If you don't have rubber boots or a boat and are instead wading in the sewage pond, as soon as I get a bigger boat I'll throw you a life ring.