Since things have been slow lately, I thought we all could use some entertainment.
Since many will eventually be writing a book on the SEVU story, I thought I'd get a jump on
the screenplay. Here's a chapter. I offer this as entertainment only. (Excuse me while I pray that's all it is.)
Chapter 13. THE BOARD ROOM
RLM: Is everybody here? G3?, Mike? Doug? Little Gould? Where's Big Gould?
LG: Er… he couldn't make it.
G3: As usual.
RLM: O.K. let's get down to business. Today's order of business is a PP.
LG: Is this going to cost me money?
RLM: Little G, sit down, listen and learn!
DB: Good, we could use a little money in this company.
RLM: O.K., let's see how much we can put up. G3?
G3: I could scratch up about $20,000.
RLM: Little G?
LG: I need to check with Daddy.
MA: I could probably put up $10,000
DB: Me, too.
LG: (hanging up phone) Daddy says O.K. , but not more than $1000.
RLM: Geez! All right, I've still got that $277,000 the company loaned me. That makes $318K.
G3: God, I'm still impressed with that one, Rich!
DB: Yeah, how'd you ever get that by Snowden?
RLM: Snowden, What a puss! Oh, That reminds me. (on intercom) Christy! (silence) CHRISTY! Where is that girl!?
CM: (on intercom) Sorry, Rich. I was doing my nails. Whazzup?
RLM: Take a note! Send Snowden a little gift. Make it a white cane! And you better send him a copy of my book, "How Insiders Cash In Stock Under the SEC's Nose"… and include the addendum on Restricted Shares. And better make it the Braille version.
MA: Whoa! That's way too complicated. Don't you remember we agreed on not more than one thing at a time for CM?
RLM: Yeah, you're right. Say, turn that monitor this way a little. Yeah, that's good right there. Wow, check her out! She's really HOT! Look! Look, she dropped her nail file! YEEOOW! Do you believe That!
DB: O.K. We know! She's hot. But you'd think she'd have figured out there's a camera in that light bulb by now.
RLM: Kiss off, DB. Let's get back to business. Here's what we do. We're going to issue 17 million shares at 10 cents a share. And only those of us in this room can buy them.
MA: Wow! Won't that pizzoff our shareholders?
RLM: So.., er…. What's your point, MA?
MA: er… Nothing, Boss.
G3: But we can only buy 3 million with the $318K!???
RLM: Watch & learn, G3. Here's the beauty of it. We put the $318K cash as a down payment and lock in the entire 17 million shares at 10 cents! Huh? Huh? Am I good… or what!
G3: Geez, you ARE the man!
DB: Wait! How are we going to come up with the rest of the money?
RLM: (aside to G3) He must be the new guy!
MA: I can't wait to hear this, too.
RLM: Look, it's simple. When the time comes, we'll just cash in some shares on the open market. The stock should be trading at two bucks by then…
DB: TWO BUCKS! What if it's not?
RLM: (aside to G3) The new guy, again! Look, DB, if it's not at $2.00, I'll just give G3 a hand with a PR.
DB: This seems really complicated just to get some cash into the company.
RLM: Jeezuz, DB. Is that what you think this is all about? HELLOOO!
MA: Why don't we just issue a PP for 25 cents and offer it to outside investors? That should get us all the cash we need.
RLM: Hellooo. Earth to MA! Earth to MA. (Aside to G3) I think I'll get Adam in here, even if it's just to keep these guys up with "the program".
G3: Good idea, RL.
RLM: This meeting is adjourned. I'm taking the rest of the day off. CHRISTY! CHRISTY!
Just something I dreamed up. I hope I'm FOS.
Golfnut
