Access Power & Co Inc (ACCR)

[shajandr]

I am curious as to what illness will befall his wife this time - just Jensen trying to get sympathy

Spot on!

Select one or more of the following bullshit maladies:

1. Eczema
2. Snake bite
3. Malaria
4. Leishmaniasis
5. Marburg virus
6. Dandruff
7. Ebola
8. Fly bites
9. Alopecia
10. IBS/Crohn's
11. Cheyne-Stokes respiration
12.Legg-Calvé-Perthes disease
13. Flea-bitten kidney
14. Osteomalacia imperfecta
15. Gout
16. Hammertoe
17. Seborrhea
18. Dry eyes
19. Shingles
20. Bradycardia
21. Gall stones
22. Amenorrhea
23. Dropsy
24. Bad breath
25. Kidney stones
26. Lockjaw
27. African sleeping sickness
28. Flatulence
29. Histoplasmosis
30. Pleurisy
31. Black lung
32. Nitrogen narcosis
33. Decompression sickness ("the bends")
34. Migraine
35. Toe fungus
36. General pariesis
37. Parkinsonism
38. Dissecting aortic aneurysm
39. Appendicitis
40. Avian influenza
41. Osteogenic sarcoma
42. Teratoma
43. Osteoarthritis
44. Strep throat
45. CONstipation
46. Gastric reflux
47. Bee sting allergic anaphylaxis
48. Glioblastoma multiformans
49. Cardiac tamponade
50. EIghtball eyes
51. Petichial hemorrhage of eyes
52. Varicose veins
53. Gallbladder inflammation
54. Hemorrhoids
55. Reyes; syndrome
56. Filiarisis
57. Trypanosomiasis
58. Cerebrovascular infact
59. Pulmonary fibrosis
60. Mesothelioma
61. Grave's disease
62. Glaucoma
63. Crabs
64. Wilson's disease
65. Hemochromatosis
66. Retinobalstoma
67. InCONtinence
68. Schistosomiasis
69. Scoliosis
70. Jones fracture
71. ALS (Lou Gehrig's disease)
72. Pick disease
73. Lewy Body disease
74. Tourette's syndrome
75. Huntington's chorea
76. COPD
77. Polio
78. Emphysema
79. Athlete's foot
80. Kaposi's sarcoma
81. Polycystic kidney
82. Tularemia
83. Giardiasis
84. Tapeworm
85. Radiation sickness
86. Traumatic brain injury
87. Nystagmus
88. Smallpox
89. Aplastic anemia
90. Myelodystrophy
91. Multiple sclerosis
92. Chronic lymphocytic leukemia (CLL)
93. Melanoma
94. Cirrhosis of the liver/hepatic cirrhosis
95. Hemophilia
96. Addison's disease
97. Cushing syndrome
98. Clubfoot
99. Leprosy/Hansen's disease
100. Asystole.