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[ice_n_ak]

The judge said, "So why were you naked?"

A befuddled fellow named, Ice, replied. "Well your honor. I was in Clarkston Washington and in search of cookies when I stumbled into a shop selling all sorts of goodies. There were gummy candies, brownies, and cookies. They even had dried green tobacco in cute little jars with fun names such as, hippy crippler, kraken..."

"So you were naked because of a cookie store?"

"Yes your honor. I was so confused as the store smelled so good. I ended up with something called, Artizen Dutchberry. It was a bit dry as I nibbled on it but found the taste very good so I ate the whole package. The next thing I knew was I was in a holding cell in prison. They said I was running down the street naked and singing a Mary Poppins song."

"I see. Well, since you have good taste I'm only going to let you off with a warning but next time keep your clothes on. And don't eat Artizen Dutchberry, you're supposed to smoke it."

"Smoke it? Mmm. Okay but I'm going back to that store because I saw something called Artizen Grape Ape."