Nitches Inc (NICH)

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The PR is literally a 100% joke, it is actually kinda funny if you read it through that lens, and the person or AI bot who wrote it is likely having a laugh about it over some whisky. 90-120 days from now plus one more PR in June/July to delay the “anticipation” a few more months is when summer ends, the writer wants to enjoy their summer and keep as many shareholders from pestering them about financial losses/lack of productivity as possible during the party season so they can sell their story unfettered by social media criticism to beach goers and new friends, partying with their wealth from previous pump and dumps.

The funniest part is that Nothing is exciting about this new venture which is only innovative because the industry has already rejected it as an absurd idea, since zero people will be running out to drink a new kind of whisky, bottle or can. People under the age of 60 don’t drink whisky unless they are already celebrities, trying to differentiate themselves at a celebrity party or in a music video.

So yes, a low level celebrity might do this gig as a way to be different amongst their peers and get some free press, shares or a laugh themselves, but that is to their benefit, not to the benefit of sales or shareholders.

How can an innovative product have its first details be “following in the footsteps” of another company, that’s how you know it’s a hoax joke right off the bat. The writer is letting you off the hook early in the story so as to allow you to enjoy the hilarious nature of a straight faced PR hoax said to your face, like a comedy sketch.

There are paragraphs of statistics in the PR that aren’t in the same paragraph, why? To confuse. The irrelevant stats are separated by identical word salads, and a note from the CEO who is probably the author. The only disruptive product NICH will launch is a bottle of whisky into the nearest garbage can at the beach or in their condo when they are done drinking it themselves, laughing all the way at the money they made on previous pumps, living in luxury, partying and drinking with other people’s money. They could have sold the company to someone productive but instead they decided to take comedic revenge on those demanding the company Shareprice increase again by lying to their faces with this comedic farce:

“We are still working with and launching clothing”… like with strippers? hahaha like they throw their clothing onto the floor or into the washer/dryer hahahahahaa. If they are working to launch clothing why not say what those ventures are in the PR! Because there is no venture, they are being deceptive. A Very creative hoax, but easily deciphered as such, wouldn’t you do the same thing in their situation, but sadly it’s unproductive. They want to be able to go to parties with a story, like so many CEOs who have some money in a tropical place, so they can sell the dream to a potential “partner” for the evening. Going to the bar at night without a story when some drunk idiot asks you “what do you do for a living” is not a good strategy, “I’m an unproductive CEO of a failed company” doesn’t work as a response, but some word salad PR you can point to on your phone might fool a drunken idiot.